The other day I was on the bed watching TV and my girlfriend came behind me and said, “Don’t move! You’ve got a nice juicy one ready to explode!” She pinches my cheek with her thumbs and POP! She has popped another one of my pimples. Why do women like popping the zits of their boyfriend or husband? I know that my girlfriend is not alone in regards to this odd behavior because I have done extensive research on the topic and found that this is a fairly common thing. Like Bush looking for more oil in other countries, she’s always on the look out for the next gusher. It is a very odd activity to enjoy not to mention, gross, somewhat annoying and can sometimes be very painful. Not only that, but there are many side affects to popping zits according to MSN Health,

“Popping even the ripest zit is generally discouraged, especially since this bit of home surgery seldom takes place in a sterile environment. Definitely don’t try to squeeze one that hasn’t come to the surface (known as a cyst). If it doesn’t pop, the pressure can cause the pocket of pus to rupture beneath the surface, spreading bacteria inside your skin and causing more inflammations to form and erupt. And if it does pop, all the zit juice will be out, but the spot will be red and bloodied from having pierced the skin. In addition to spreading the infection, this can lead to scarring.”

So to the ladies that enjoy partaking in the pimple popping palooza, on behalf of all boyfriends and husbands around the world, please have mercy on us and stop popping our pimples! If you do that, then maybe we’ll reduce asking for sex to three times a day.

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