Well, the day you dreaded is finally here, opening day of another chick flick (i.e. Sex and The City). As horrific as listening to Celion Dion, having to go to the store and buy your chick some tampons and having to call her loving pet names like sugar bear, honey buns and snuggle poop in front of your friends, you are locked into watching the mother of all chick flicks. You’ve already endured hours and hours of watching the box set of Sex and The City with your girlfriend (involuntarily of course) and when you heard the movie was coming out, you tried every trick in the book to not have to see it with her. If the BAL, (ball and chain) is dragging you to see it this weekend, have no fear. Follow the tips below from eHow.com and with a little luck, you may get out of having to see it.

7. Suggest she goes with some of her girlfriends or gay male friends.
6. Buy one ticket for her movie and one for your movie.
5. “Accidentally” drive to the wrong theater.
4. Buy out all the tickets online for the screening she wants to see, then buy two tickets for the movie you want to see. Apologize that her movie is sold out and go see yours. If it’s a rental, call ahead and reserve the film for someone else.
3. Pretend to be extremely ill or “sprain” your ankle on the way to the theater. Hobble for a few hours if necessary.
2. Plan a romantic dinner at her favorite restaurant instead of the movie. Then forget to make reservations and go to the nearest sports bar.
1. Tell her that you heard Jessica Alba makes a cameo and you’re really excited to see it. Women hate Jessica Alba.

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